The sense of humor of The Washington D.C. Subway

Let's check out the D.C. subway. The train station looks good. Let's now look at their homegrown terminology...

Doorker: n. a person who crowds or blocks metro doors making it difficult fo others to exit or enter properly.

Conseaterate: adj. thoughtful toward others who are more in need of a Metrorail or Metrobus seat.

PlanBdexterous: adj. able to plan an alternate route home in case Metro is inaccessible due to unforseen circumstances.